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The Athletic Knee: "Damn Beanos Do Nothing But Drink Ginger Ale And Eat Cheese!"
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I welcome you to relax and listen while you take an athletic knee. Wednesday, March 5, 2008. Damn Beanos Do Nothing But Drink Ginger Ale And Eat Cheese! I know you're asking yourself what a Beano is. A Beano is actually a derogatory term that we came up with for Albanians. You see I grew up in a town where everyone's parents are off the boat from some country. I am actually Irish, and I had a Korean and an Albanian friend growing up in the notoriously rough neighborhood of the 'Skill. Anyway, our Albania...
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The Athletic Knee: January 2008
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I welcome you to relax and listen while you take an athletic knee. Wednesday, January 30, 2008. Speed Dating and Little People Tossing. So I am watching a TV show right now about a 2'6" woman who had a baby. The thing that caught my eye is that her boyfriend is a good 5'10". You would just think that birds of a feather flock together, but I actually heard a lot of men really have a thing for little women. Where do all the little people go to find the average sized people that would love them? People tend...
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The Athletic Knee: February 2008
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I welcome you to relax and listen while you take an athletic knee. Thursday, February 28, 2008. My Dad Loves Queefs. It was the summer of 1996, and I was listening to an ex convict telling my dad an off color joke about a woman of ill repute and a man of the cloth. I remember tensing up as I braced myself for the tongue lashing my father was about to give this man for his lack of moral fiber. To my dismay my father belted out a healthy guffaw. My father had a sense of humor. I looked over and saw my dad'...
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The Athletic Knee: "This Commercial Sucks!"
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I welcome you to relax and listen while you take an athletic knee. Thursday, March 6, 2008. You often hear your friends complain about some commercial on TV. A fun way to respond is to pretend as if you never heard them say anything and then say, "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you saying something? I was just admiring this great commercial on television and didn't hear what you were saying. I will be shocked if that ad doesn't win a Cleo.". They will be furious and irriatated, but it's a hoot.
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The Athletic Knee: April 2008
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I welcome you to relax and listen while you take an athletic knee. Thursday, April 3, 2008. April Fools has passed and was just thinking that people often spend so much time trying to plan these grand practical jokes that never seem to pan out. I thought I would help some men come up with a simple practical joke that you can pull off in no time. Next, invite some friends over to the house a few hours later. You will laugh and laugh and laugh some more. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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The Athletic Knee: NHL Refs
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I welcome you to relax and listen while you take an athletic knee. Thursday, March 27, 2008. Did you ever wonder what those orange things were around the arms of the NHL refs? I was always under the impression that they were swimmies that would inflate just in case the ice melted. The orange arm bands show that they are the Referee and that the other ones are linesman. January 24, 2009 at 9:49 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Hangovers Are Not A Hoot. Birthdays Are So 20th Century!
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The Athletic Knee: March 2008
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I welcome you to relax and listen while you take an athletic knee. Monday, March 31, 2008. So it's opening day, and I noticed that my friend's father Kaz Matsui is out with anal fissures. It sounded painful so I looked it up and found that it is a tear in the anal lining. It's literally tearing a new asshole. It has me thinking of a topic that is very near and dear to my heart. One ply is just like taking a high grain sandpaper to your ass. Do you really want to risk anal fissures or worse? I think my fa...
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The Athletic Knee: March Madness
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I welcome you to relax and listen while you take an athletic knee. Tuesday, March 11, 2008. I got the fever. This is by far my favorite time of year. The weather starts to get better. There are tons of St. Patty's day celebrations to rationalize heavy consumption of alcohol. Not only is being heavily inebriated expected but it's rewarded. Brackets are fun to do, but I hate when I can't root for an upset just because it will ruin my bracket. I also refuse to do one when WVU is in the tournament becaus...
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The Athletic Knee: April Fools
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I welcome you to relax and listen while you take an athletic knee. Thursday, April 3, 2008. April Fools has passed and was just thinking that people often spend so much time trying to plan these grand practical jokes that never seem to pan out. I thought I would help some men come up with a simple practical joke that you can pull off in no time. Next, invite some friends over to the house a few hours later. You will laugh and laugh and laugh some more. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
